Funny how these things work. A man gets charged with a felony for vandalizing the Reflecting Pool. The feds parade a National Park Service witness who says he saw the guy “violently” ripping at the coating. The president himself demands prosecution. Then the whole case collapses like cheap paint on a rushed job, and suddenly nobody can remember who hired the contractor.
That’s where we are with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, the latest monument to government competence. President Trump ordered the pool floor painted “American flag blue” for the America 250 celebration. He wanted it done by July 4th. He got a no-bid contract, handed to Virginia-based Atlantic Industrial Coatings under an “urgent situation” exemption. The pool turned green with algae within days. The lining peeled. And the administration’s first instinct was to blame you, the public, for wrecking it.
Christian Brown (Public domain) via Wikimedia CommonsFormer Olympian David Hearn caught a felony vandalism charge for supposedly tearing up the coating. A judge threw it out last Thursday after U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro moved to dismiss, calling the damage what it actually was: “the result of flawed installation by the contractor.” The motion to dismiss pointed out that damage ran through the middle of the pool, “where a vandal would not likely attempt to peel the lining.” You don’t wade to the center of a 2,000-foot pool to vandalize the floor. But the government wanted a scalp, and Hearn was convenient.
Trump’s response? He called Pirro a choker on Truth Social. He posted a screenshot of a Park Service employee’s testimony about Hearn “violently” ripping the coating. Then, in the same breath, he admitted “there was also some contractor error done by rushing the job for a July 4th opening.” So the vandal did it, but also the contractor botched it, but also Pirro choked, but also the damage is everywhere a vandal couldn’t reach. Pick a story. Any story. They’ve tried them all.
David Howard (CC BY-SA 2.0) via Wikimedia CommonsAsk yourself who benefits. Trump said the whole renovation would cost $1.8 million. By May, federal contract records showed $13.1 million. By May 21, Trump himself said “we’ll probably be in it for less than $20 million.” That’s an eleven-fold increase from the original number, and he said it like he was bragging. The Interior Department couldn’t produce a shred of documentation for Trump’s claim that previous estimates ran $355 million. When PolitiFact asked, the spokesperson changed the subject to Obama and Biden.
Then there’s the contractor question. On April 23, Trump said he called “three of these people that have worked for me in the past, doing swimming pools.” Same day, he told a story about sending “my contractor” to inspect the pool. On May 4, he said he sent “the three best.” By May 12, he posted: “I didn’t give out the contract, ‘Interior’ did, to a contractor I did not know, and have never used before.” Three weeks of firsthand accounts, then total amnesia. The White House now says Trump has no personal relationship with the contractor but is “familiar with the company’s work.” That’s a lawyer’s sentence if I’ve ever heard one.
Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America (CC BY-SA 2.0) via Wikimedia CommonsThe pool will “reopen shortly,” Trump announced Sunday. Security cameras are installed now, so the next time the lining fails, they’ll have footage to blame somebody else. Pirro’s job is reportedly safe despite the president publicly calling her a choker for doing the right thing. And Atlantic Industrial Coatings didn’t return a call from PolitiFact. Of course they didn’t.
An Olympian was nearly railroaded with a felony to cover for a botched no-bid contract that ballooned from $1.8 million to maybe $20 million, and the man who signed off on the whole thing can’t keep his story straight for three consecutive weeks about whether he knows the guy he hired. But sure, the real problem was the vandal in the middle of the pool.